Pitch Perfect/Bechloe AU
"I can see your toner through your apron."
"I can’t help it, Bree. Beca just looks so cute and hot when she’s baking."
"Well it’s distracting you from doing actual work. You should just ask her out."
"I don’t even know if she likes girls. I mean I’m pretty okay with me and her just being friends and I can just admire her from a respectable distance- God, I want to be that dough.”
"For serious, Chloe. If you won’t do anything about it soon, I’m gonna have to do it for you. Now get back to your job.”