unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via delusionofcontrol)


Had a great chat with my friend clifford. We just exchanged stories about what happened during founder’s. Idk which one’s stories are better… Probably his, cause he got laid yaaass. The guy is pretty cute too. Dont tell anyone i blogged about it


pretty sure im sick :/


slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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absurdgo:

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

but can you imagine how freaking excited he must’ve been when Hiccup lost his leg, like finally here is someone he can cosplay legit that not a lot of others can

(via vanillacoke15)


Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
Me: I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible

teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner

Yea i think i might have a fever -.-



wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

(via hamburger-s)


Sansa Appreciation Week: [Day 3] Favorite Season/Book → A Storm of Swords
∟ She could feel the snow on her lashes, taste it on her lips. It was the taste of Winterfell. The taste of innocence. The taste of dreams.

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got, .