Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

my crush on this guy just comes and goes

essteeayellkayeearr WHAT IS WRONG WITH UR ECONOMY


I just finished watching faking it so I bought a snickerdoodle cookie because karmy

“As much as I, and of course the fanbase, want to see Amy and Karma wind up together asap, it’s not realistic at this point.”

~ Rita Volk (x)

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ikr, .


Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

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sigh, hsm, .


BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough

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Are we still talking about Twilight?

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Mr. Liam I’m angry because I didn’t actually turn a lesbian straight Booker


You know Lauren just asked the masturbation question because she knew the answer. Her room is right next to Amy’s.

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A+ pun, Karma…A+